deskpest

I've just watched the most fantastically obnoxious show I've seen in years. It's ally mcbeal except instead of a simpering condom full of cartilage in the title role it's two swollen, self-satisfied ejaculates with slick hair. it's called 'franklin & bash' and I highly recommend it to folk who like the taste of bile. I think I must be getting old because I used to have a strong stomach for awful telly, in the same way as I used to be able to go on rollercoasters and not puke my ring; but as the years crank on my body just rejects it and it gets to the point where every character, every line, every crunching, grinding plot device turns my thoughts to blood.
Having said that, I watched it from start to finish, rapt, and will probably do so again if for nothing more than the sheer bollock-tightening awfulness of the thing.